How to Smoke at Home Without Getting Caught

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First, to set the record straight, you can skip the first step and you don't have to wait until night.You can simply wait until no one is home, or everyone is sleeping or doing something else.Make sure there is almost no chance of getting caught before you start smoking.Read on for more helpful tips.

Steps

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  1. Step 1 Aspetta che sia notte.
    Why?If you pretend to go to bed, your parents are less likely to disturb you, and they won't come into your room until at least the next day.
  2. Step 2 Prendi una coperta.
    Place it in the space between the door and the floor.This way the smoke will not leave the room and invade the rest of the house.Remember, non-smokers feel it.ALSO, make sure the blanket doesn't hang out from under the door, or it will be obvious you're hiding something.DON'T FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR!
  3. Step 3 Apri una finestra.
    This way the smoke can escape and you will change the air.Note that the air does not come out immediately, so it will take a few tens of minutes, depending on how much you open the window.
  4. Step 4 Dai una “pre-spruzzata”.
    Spray some air freshener in the room.It covers the smoke more easily, and makes it more difficult to smell it in the room.
  5. Step 5 Prendi un’altra coperta.
    Sit on the floor.Make sure the blanket is large enough to cover you, a lamp, and part of the floor.Before you do this, turn off the lights (it's even more fun).
  6. Step 6 Accendi una TV o un ventilatore.
    Just to make a little more noise.
  7. Step 7 Munisciti di un pezzo di tessuto.
    This way when you inhale and exhale, you do so into the fabric to absorb the smoke (this can be a t-shirt, towel or stuffed animal).
  8. Step 8 Nascondi le sigarette e l’accendino.
    Not in the closet or desk.Too obvious.As soon as your parents suspect that you are smoking, they will be the first places they will look.Instead, create a slit in an old stuffed animal and put everything there, or in the bed frame.
  9. Step 9 Spruzza di nuovo.
    Spray deodorant on the blanket you sat under, in the hiding place, in the corners of the room, on yourself.Spray in the center of the room, around the door, on the fabric you breathed through.
  10. Step 10 Usa dell’incenso.
    It will cover the smell AND the incense smoke will mix with the cigarette smoke, so if your parents ask to come in, they can think that's the cause.
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Advice

  • If your parents ask why the door was closed, tell them you were changing or moving furniture.
  • Don't forget to lock the door;if you don't have a lock, put a chair or something heavy in front.
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